12.06.2006

Claustrophobic

To anyone who knows me, I may not come off as a claustrophic commitment-phobe. But in actuality, the thought of being trapped anywhere or in any situation is not a happy thought for me.

For New Year's, the entire family and then some is going on a Mexican Riveria cruise. Seven nights on a 952 foot long ship with 13 decks sharing a 13ft x 13ft square room with my step-sister.

I will be looking forward to the following:
Central Pool with Bar
Wine and Caviar Bar
Wheelhouse Bar
Crooners Bar
Wakeview Bar
Sundaes Ice Cream Bar

Prior to departure, I will be thinking of the following:
How much booze can I sneak onto the ship?
What's the ratio of wine to spirits should I bring?
Will be it be worthwhile to bring mini spirits or should I just go with large bottles?
Beer is refreshing but low alcohol in volume. Would it be prudent to waste precious luggage space on beer at all?
But most of all, WHAT THE *&^% AM I GOING TO DO ON A BLEEP-ING BOAT FOR 8 DAYS?!

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