[16:36] san: i'm using trillian
[16:37] san: keeps my peeps in check, yo? dun chu no?
[16:37] boyfriend: why dey be in check? u r so ghetto now.
[16:38] san: dats cuz lawrence yo is rubbing off on your gf
[16:38] san: man
[16:39] boyfriend: i got mad problems with him rubbing off too much, man
[16:39] san: ew. that's gross
[16:39] san: like, totally yuck-IE!
[16:39] boyfriend: Lawrence is not ghetto.
[16:39] san: if you say so
[16:39] boyfriend: good, although that isn't what I meant
[16:39] san: he's from QUEENS.
[16:39] boyfriend: man.
[16:40] boyfriend: Dude, you're, like, totally from SoCal.
[16:40] boyfriend: tehehehe
[16:40] san: yeah so like, i ate all these potato chips and like, you know, i'm feeling all bad about it, you know?
[16:40] san: what-ever
[16:41] boyfriend: like, aw, totally blows, dude, like what-ever
[16:41] boyfriend: that is so not cool
[16:41] boyfriend: you know, like all those chips living painfully in your stomach
[16:42] san: dude! they like, died when the potato was picked off the tree. duh!
[16:42] boyfriend: dude, I wish we had more potato trees in socal. I love fries
[16:43] san: i bet in-n-out bought all the potato trees
[16:43] boyfriend: i hear most of 'em fell down in the big Northridge quake.
[16:43] boyfriend: the area used to be all full, you know, like potato trees everywhere
[16:43] boyfriend: it's sad
[16:44] san: what-ever. you, like, got the wrong information. potato trees don't fall down during earthquakes!
[16:45] san: they moved all the trees from anaheim when they had to build disneyland. geez. you're like, SO, not from LA.
[16:45] boyfriend: i heard LA sued disneyland because they didn't have enough parking so they had to move to Anaheim
[16:46] san: dude, your stories are all wrong! that's the toxic high school